Another week, another set of entertainment.

Do you have a blog? You should have one,
I can't believe i re-read all the other previous post and i can't believe how long ago it was and we're like on a speed boat. I just hope it could slow down a little so that i won't miss things so much.

Here's follow up pictures for last post,

Couple pretending to ignore the cam and each other but totally in love.

Couple pretending to ignore the cam but female can't take her eyes off him.

I know.. my tongue is like.. demonic.

I told chu she looked like a superstar.

( Performing again,very best of Sam Tan 7pm - 9pm Tues 7th Oct Walalala)

Come on down lazy bones.

I'm beginning to love friday nights alot.

Well, not like i use to hate it.. I just love it wholeheartedly now, we have pot luck next week, and amy's gon be non-veggiterenian again.. ((: Cook amy cook.. weehee.
Life is too short man.. everyday should be a celebration..

A bunch of newbies came over to J's for the usual game of poker.. (; we have cassandra, sheryl, eunice, and victor for the thumbs up newbies and
(The others which i won't comment because i don't even know their names and they sorta had attitude disorder.. they must be too cool for us..must be..I'll forgive em this time.. even when they went up to J's room alone and stayed up there for quite a long time.. .. .. I hope they didn't use my new purple bunny..
=/ that's sick mate.)

Me to J: *nudge* See,only good people have good attitude friends.

Well, cassan and i (a team) each lost and won and lost and won again...
ye-heyy.. 10bucks each.. sheryl won 20..eunice and vic won too right? They're the silent killers. =D

Again, its about bonding and having fun on a friday night, though some of them have school the next day..ended with mr ronald delivery food.

Proj meeting at novena on a sat morning.. J woke up with a sleepy face and waited at starbucks.. I wonder when will the proj phase end.. i mean i use to like projects a little but now i totally hate it cause the dateline is never fixed. sick.

Lifehouse concert wasn't too bad. I knew two songs. (: No wait. 3.

I'm starting to feel that mark ong is a little wilder than the rest.

Gfs of the boys.
This is cool..though i could bond with almost anybody's gf.
only if you're not too cool for me..
Because 1, i'ma scaredy cat.. and 2, life is too short for grudges.

aww.. extra love at the back.

Sneaked to the side with Nick and J for a snack.

Awesome platter. They had scallops..((:

Labrador Park ( sorry if spelling wrong)

kitchen closed.

Pig back up the hills, to hunt us some food.

Ended up all having havelock ba kut teh.
V Nice.. Best kiam chai i've tasted, no kidding.

Went back home...
Decided to surprise J since it was the 10th month together on the dot. Bet he didn't even know..

So J was showering, remember the lacey piece of cloth i tried on about 2 to 3 post away?
No, i wasn't planning to have sex that night. something less than sex as usual.

I just wore that and hid in his cupboard.

I wasn't gonna pop out because knowing me, it wouldn't be glam..
so i decided to wait and hope he opens the cupboard.
I swear i waited so long in his wardrobe i almost wanted to zzz..

Then i heard him coming out of the bathroom.. Walked around..
Mumbled " where'd she go.."
*Opened his door and went downstairs..

Came up.. watched tv..

*Opened the door and went downstairs.. again.

It was really climax damaging,
I was in the wardrobe smelling his clothes, lying with a basic yoga position, closing my eyes..
How sexy is that.. haha.. sexy enough to fall asleep man.

I couldn't help but start flapping the wardrobe door to give a hugeass hint..he heard, he spotted!

and best response i get..

"Baby ..what're you doing inside there??? "

mm, because i have no place to sleep? HELLO!

Then he walked over, open the wardrobe, i came out and we both laughed..

WTF.

Sigh

My sexy intentions are being questioned. I thought men are 24hrs cheekopek.

J ," I thought you went down to get some food, how did i know you were hiding in the cupboard??
I even went out the gate to look for you eh.. "

HAHA.

Ok enough.. happy 10th month. (:

Hey.. aren't you spider man..

Ps: chong,the uniform experiment on friday night was definitely better though, no suspense that one.

Happy belated Hari Raya ya'll...

My back's 90% recovered, thank you so much for asking..
Seriously, I never expected people to ask about it because it was a dumbass thing to do.

But thanks guys, ya'll make me so emotional *hugs teddy bear.

But you know i still feel like

So pleaseeee.. don't give up on me... ohh.. no.. yeahh..don't give up on me.. i give you my everything...
al of my love all of my love love love love to you...

But you know, you can't please the world.. it's too wide..

esp when you're as superduper as me.

So... what did you guys do this weekend man?

I did nothing much.. slept alot shopped abit..

I feel like the guy in the relationship because seriously, who'd buy 4 shoes in one day.
Men's shoes..

what's there to look at..

"but it was on sale..!"

Not coming from me.

Walking on the streets i look at girls more than guys let alone their

shoes.

HEY! I found something..

omg,

sandy, shoot me.

Got it out while looking through my mails..

Name: Julian Kurz

Age: 20 or something.

haha. he's damn cheehong.

Oh well, just something random.

But you know, i still wonder what's it like to kiss someone lips like that.. So thick and bouncy..
bouncybouncy smack smack im gona give you a heartattack!!

haha.

ok enough, i can imagine j's expression righttttt...

now.

5 days ago, my back was screaming for a little help but i just refuse to seek medical help..

What was the cause? About a month ago, i lifted jarrod up, from his back...when he was walking around doing his stuff..
ignored me, i still lifted him up and down..for fun. LIKE URGHH..
Like nacho+wwf female vers....2 weeks ago i lifted him twice again.. and i think it could be the only cause. right??

Now, my back is totally in big damage.. i can't do anything.. ): fuck man, i can't even wear my panties properly.. because it hurts so badly when i bend.. daaaamn sian.. i can't sneeze i can't laugh i can't shit even when i have shit coming out !
whatever that needs using more strength than just walking.. i can't do it.. i'm disabled at the moment.

mmmaaaaah..

Jarrod feels sorry for me, so he took cared of me last night..
ok he takes care of me everytime la. (:

i couldn't bend, I was showering and he was hugging a bottle of dove cucumber
(Dove cucumber is damn nice but dont buy the cheapo ones because its fake they sub it with something else )

in front of me..
whatever i needed next to shower like facial foam...etc..
He looked so cute passing me everything i needed , like standing in front of me expressionless.

but i think he was just enjoying the view..

its cute when he only does it upon ordering..

"Help me wash my legs.. "

"okay.. (: how bout pussy? "

"No !"

I was treated like a kid yesterday.. damnnn useless.. He was taking doing everything for me. Pick my clothes up, take water.. wipe my legs, wear boxers for me, take laptop and let me play poker while i'm lying flat on the bed.. haha. shiok leh.
maybe i should fake it after that..

But
im definitely not carrying anyone heavier than me anymore..

He blows dry my hair every night when i stay over..
even when i'm reallllly too sleepy to sit up..

Yay, you're the best.. i will scoop your nipples later..
Guys do you know how to scoop nipples?
close your fingers together and curve into a bowl shape then you just scoop the guy's nipples.

Apparently jarrod hates it..

I love twisting and picking his nipples i wish i could pluck it out someday. =/

I told him i want to scoop his nipples until his nipple gets stuck in my nails.

hahahaha hhah!

Anyway, something rather depressing, I missed two whole numbers in 4D!

6672 came 6623 or something.. 8k gone..

2220 came 2223 consolation... 250 dollars also cannot.

Wah liewww.. playing with my feelings or what...

The documentary is over vivian.. it was in arts central.. about couple and marriage.. but the first part was talking about the dead.. actually half of it was about the dead..ghost couples..etc and this indian getting married to a banana tree.. haha.. but my family watched everything.. and this morning my brother was imitating me..

" this is my first time, im very nervous..."

_|_ idiot.

he said my mom was laughing really loud..

thanks ma..

That's j's cousin Deidre. Did some personality test.. etc. she's damn cool. =D
she's gon match me up..

In the restaurant..

My type is eyes small small, nose sharp sharp, and daaaamn fair, got 7 moles on the face..

Eh! there!

kidding i couldnt say tt..

He brushed his dick against my ass when i was working in gloria jeans.

hahaha.

ok im kidding. i said it was something like that but he said NO!?!
Ok
not the dick part but
like coming very close to me then purposely let me smell his perfume.. ..help me do things..

eee..

They actually have alot of pretty girls profile...i saw while i was in their office.
and i think most of them are damn rich because seriously who would pay for a match?
its not cheap.
They must be really darn busy people, don't even have time for flenster
i

Anyway, IF you're interested,

Google "Lunch Actually"

Omg, my mother is not back.. .. );

I'm going to watch some horror dvd because that's all i can do now..

i'm thinking of putting a little note up here warning little children of some adult talks/jokes in here.
But whatever, they'll read it anyway.
Right kids?

And then you'll be totally disgusted with me, and ya'll take a decade to come back and
i'll be like I TOLD YOU SO..

Just like how disgusted i am with my brother when he was in the bathroom with his gf in the past..

Anyway, im disgusted with my brother over everything so maybe its different.

OH WELLO.

I hope you guys have a great weekend..
Jarrod'll be taking care of me while my parents go cruising again.. yes again..
i think they're members.. But well, its the only break my parents could take..and they like it.

Okay, i'll be back soon.

Kumar night at hard rock.

He's hot.

and quite an asshole with jokes. haha. We enjoyed it anyhows.

we look weird..

still weird. nvm.

I wish i could video some of his jokes for ya.. but i was busy laughing and clapping my hands and
go ahhhhh. haha...ell oh ell.
you know..
But i think i could remember some..

" okayy..please enjoy yourselves tonight, have a great night, male singles, orchard towers is just next door, but if you picked up a china one... becareful when you lick her nipples, later the milk come out.. you lick, ahh.. mumpos... "

and he goes on about the tainted china milk thing.. ..tsk.

" You know once..My grandmother went to the museum with me, it was all the arty fart stuff.. and then she saw this painting.. and she calls the manager.. excuse me manager.. vat is this? this is soo ugly...vhy is it here? you should put it somewhere else..

the manager said, sorry mam, but this is a mirror... "

ahhh.. haha...ok i can't do it here, you must hear it from kumar..

" you know, recently i found out about indian porn online.. its true.. there is.. its called "colourful.com" but can't see anything! only shadows moving around..then one face and one big size one on top of the face...

I TELL YOU japanese porn is the worst, the hair is sooo bushy.. omg...and they eat shit, i am not kidding you
they do they do they doo..
you know who told me? Fann wong.
I am serious she said if you see a restaurant called delicacy, dont walk in...the waitresses literally squat there and shit for you and the customers eat it while it is warm.. apparently they say it is nutritious.. wa..like that can save money, i shit you eat, then pass to you.. you shit i eat..whole family eat shit.. then if bloody fat one like the one inside (one of her dancers which is really very fat) eat, then shit, housewarming for the entire street. "

.. he criticizes, he insults, seriously anybody.. any races..
but it's fun watching him. You guys should totally gogogo. Monday night, hardrock cafe.

Prolly if you'v never seen it before you'll enjoy it like i did..
Don't go everyweek tho..
it'll be stale.. like you know, how you see your same bf's face everyday..

Im kidding..im kidding!
Boys, Dont be childish ah.

(:

Men in suits just makes me wanna smell them because they hardly smell bad. + veiny hands.. ohh worship.

I can't believe i cried to thehills season 4 eps 4.
I can't believe im so emotional.. .. LC i love you!

Its a pity we didn't take pictures during the production of filming for a dating agency.
It was quite fun but not really when i can't really answer what i wanted to answer... =/
The producer was quite demanding tho.. but camera man's accent was cute..

One day of being a little star, along boat quay..
tourist thought i was one.. I love tourists. =D

i'll tell you how it goes after i've seen it.. hehe..
if you catch it on tv...DONT LAUGH OKAY

if you didn't , too bad. i'll tell you how it goes, dont watch it!

J's mom is going to catch it.. i can feel it.