5 days ago, my back was screaming for a little help but i just refuse to seek medical help..

What was the cause? About a month ago, i lifted jarrod up, from his back...when he was walking around doing his stuff..
ignored me, i still lifted him up and down..for fun. LIKE URGHH..
Like nacho+wwf female vers....2 weeks ago i lifted him twice again.. and i think it could be the only cause. right??

Now, my back is totally in big damage.. i can't do anything.. ): fuck man, i can't even wear my panties properly.. because it hurts so badly when i bend.. daaaamn sian.. i can't sneeze i can't laugh i can't shit even when i have shit coming out !
whatever that needs using more strength than just walking.. i can't do it.. i'm disabled at the moment.

mmmaaaaah..

Jarrod feels sorry for me, so he took cared of me last night..
ok he takes care of me everytime la. (:

i couldn't bend, I was showering and he was hugging a bottle of dove cucumber
(Dove cucumber is damn nice but dont buy the cheapo ones because its fake they sub it with something else )

in front of me..
whatever i needed next to shower like facial foam...etc..
He looked so cute passing me everything i needed , like standing in front of me expressionless.

but i think he was just enjoying the view..

its cute when he only does it upon ordering..

"Help me wash my legs.. "

"okay.. (: how bout pussy? "

"No !"

I was treated like a kid yesterday.. damnnn useless.. He was taking doing everything for me. Pick my clothes up, take water.. wipe my legs, wear boxers for me, take laptop and let me play poker while i'm lying flat on the bed.. haha. shiok leh.
maybe i should fake it after that..

But
im definitely not carrying anyone heavier than me anymore..

He blows dry my hair every night when i stay over..
even when i'm reallllly too sleepy to sit up..

Yay, you're the best.. i will scoop your nipples later..
Guys do you know how to scoop nipples?
close your fingers together and curve into a bowl shape then you just scoop the guy's nipples.

Apparently jarrod hates it..

I love twisting and picking his nipples i wish i could pluck it out someday. =/

I told him i want to scoop his nipples until his nipple gets stuck in my nails.

hahahaha hhah!

Anyway, something rather depressing, I missed two whole numbers in 4D!

6672 came 6623 or something.. 8k gone..

2220 came 2223 consolation... 250 dollars also cannot.

Wah liewww.. playing with my feelings or what...

The documentary is over vivian.. it was in arts central.. about couple and marriage.. but the first part was talking about the dead.. actually half of it was about the dead..ghost couples..etc and this indian getting married to a banana tree.. haha.. but my family watched everything.. and this morning my brother was imitating me..

" this is my first time, im very nervous..."

_|_ idiot.

he said my mom was laughing really loud..

thanks ma..

That's j's cousin Deidre. Did some personality test.. etc. she's damn cool. =D
she's gon match me up..

In the restaurant..

My type is eyes small small, nose sharp sharp, and daaaamn fair, got 7 moles on the face..

Eh! there!

kidding i couldnt say tt..

He brushed his dick against my ass when i was working in gloria jeans.

hahaha.

ok im kidding. i said it was something like that but he said NO!?!
Ok
not the dick part but
like coming very close to me then purposely let me smell his perfume.. ..help me do things..

eee..

They actually have alot of pretty girls profile...i saw while i was in their office.
and i think most of them are damn rich because seriously who would pay for a match?
its not cheap.
They must be really darn busy people, don't even have time for flenster
i

Anyway, IF you're interested,

Google "Lunch Actually"

Omg, my mother is not back.. .. );

I'm going to watch some horror dvd because that's all i can do now..

i'm thinking of putting a little note up here warning little children of some adult talks/jokes in here.
But whatever, they'll read it anyway.
Right kids?

And then you'll be totally disgusted with me, and ya'll take a decade to come back and
i'll be like I TOLD YOU SO..

Just like how disgusted i am with my brother when he was in the bathroom with his gf in the past..

Anyway, im disgusted with my brother over everything so maybe its different.

OH WELLO.

I hope you guys have a great weekend..
Jarrod'll be taking care of me while my parents go cruising again.. yes again..
i think they're members.. But well, its the only break my parents could take..and they like it.

Okay, i'll be back soon.

Kumar night at hard rock.

He's hot.

and quite an asshole with jokes. haha. We enjoyed it anyhows.

we look weird..

still weird. nvm.

I wish i could video some of his jokes for ya.. but i was busy laughing and clapping my hands and
go ahhhhh. haha...ell oh ell.
you know..
But i think i could remember some..

" okayy..please enjoy yourselves tonight, have a great night, male singles, orchard towers is just next door, but if you picked up a china one... becareful when you lick her nipples, later the milk come out.. you lick, ahh.. mumpos... "

and he goes on about the tainted china milk thing.. ..tsk.

" You know once..My grandmother went to the museum with me, it was all the arty fart stuff.. and then she saw this painting.. and she calls the manager.. excuse me manager.. vat is this? this is soo ugly...vhy is it here? you should put it somewhere else..

the manager said, sorry mam, but this is a mirror... "

ahhh.. haha...ok i can't do it here, you must hear it from kumar..

" you know, recently i found out about indian porn online.. its true.. there is.. its called "colourful.com" but can't see anything! only shadows moving around..then one face and one big size one on top of the face...

I TELL YOU japanese porn is the worst, the hair is sooo bushy.. omg...and they eat shit, i am not kidding you
they do they do they doo..
you know who told me? Fann wong.
I am serious she said if you see a restaurant called delicacy, dont walk in...the waitresses literally squat there and shit for you and the customers eat it while it is warm.. apparently they say it is nutritious.. wa..like that can save money, i shit you eat, then pass to you.. you shit i eat..whole family eat shit.. then if bloody fat one like the one inside (one of her dancers which is really very fat) eat, then shit, housewarming for the entire street. "

.. he criticizes, he insults, seriously anybody.. any races..
but it's fun watching him. You guys should totally gogogo. Monday night, hardrock cafe.

Prolly if you'v never seen it before you'll enjoy it like i did..
Don't go everyweek tho..
it'll be stale.. like you know, how you see your same bf's face everyday..

Im kidding..im kidding!
Boys, Dont be childish ah.

(:

Men in suits just makes me wanna smell them because they hardly smell bad. + veiny hands.. ohh worship.

I can't believe i cried to thehills season 4 eps 4.
I can't believe im so emotional.. .. LC i love you!

Its a pity we didn't take pictures during the production of filming for a dating agency.
It was quite fun but not really when i can't really answer what i wanted to answer... =/
The producer was quite demanding tho.. but camera man's accent was cute..

One day of being a little star, along boat quay..
tourist thought i was one.. I love tourists. =D

i'll tell you how it goes after i've seen it.. hehe..
if you catch it on tv...DONT LAUGH OKAY

if you didn't , too bad. i'll tell you how it goes, dont watch it!

J's mom is going to catch it.. i can feel it.

Whats up

.. here's a little entertainment... ..anyway, we're suppose to carry lanterns today.. urgh..so sad it rain.. so damn sad.. me and jarrod brought all the lanterns around.. haha. didn't meet the rest in the end..
waffletowned before he starts his detox diet on tuesday. Good luck pumpkin !
We hope to bid farewell to your toon toon stomach.. and of course cleanse and welcome some good minerals in the system..

So back on friday..
no wait thursday.. lina and i finished up some menus.. good feelings. (: we have a date.finally..
Its all good..

..went to the office with J on friday to do some work.. can't believe how clumsy i am with photoshop now.. ..

I don't see myself surviving in the office..

I see him though..look at the office face.

Saturday was slow and definitely comfortable.. and a whole lot of junk food.

ready made pop yourself corn.. watched 21.. thought it was going to be better than just signals and counting... =/

Guys came over for poker at night. Loser have 3 choices of forfeit. =D

 

please forgive me..
Rihanna thinks its verrrry enterrtaining... too. pphlease.

here are your very pretty photos.

first choice : call my mom and sing boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room...

second : Wear esther's bra and talk to her. (esther is one of J's cool maid who watches soccer..)

third : Wear my clothes and take pictures.

 without hesitation...

....how to not love you... my leggings actually looks better on him.

i think he's going to pick up his mobile..and dial my number with a cunt attitude...
and go.. " you don't love me..sigh..
dont dont dont dont say anything..dont talk to me. .. *fake weeps* "

...so on the way home tonight..we were talking.. about who was the first person who lived on earth..
actually more like, i asked ,he answered.. its really amazing..

i mean, i was thinking.. like how short life is .. and how people keep dying and living again or not living again but reborn after 100 centuries later or something.. and then it will be an even more modernized world.. think.. people teleporting.. no public transportation anymore.. ..

so in the past, i think all the history really exist...warriors, dinosaurs..i didn't believed it before...now i really do..
it really doesn't give us a reason not to.. look..

have you ever thought of when you die.. or before you were born, how many years have you been a corpse for? before you came to earth again? And while you were being a corpse.. transportation were built.. no more riding horses.. ..
i think we should know these..its not fair we don't.. it'd be cool to have a profile of yourself on what you were 2000 years ago.. or in between how many times you came to earth before.. what you were. and what you gona be after that.. so that we can be ready.. like

Name: SarahChanYanYi
Sex: Male
Period for next birth: 1000Years later
Living as an: Ant.
Description: Alert and Kanchiong for food, probably 3months survival.. Very hardworking.
Name for next birth: Christopher

wouldn't it be better to know that you're gon to live again..
not as an ant la.. but.. at least you're being prepared to sleep for 1000 years.

I think im goin to be an ant because i killed too many of them in j's room. too many.

...i guess everyone will only have like the memory of 5 years old and above.. if only we had a huge storage thumb drive insert in our brains..cause i really don't remember even being a toddler..

He said there was a bang in the universe in the past and something else i forgot..and
religiously speaking..god sent adam and eve to earth first..
they bit an apple and so there was sin. because god told them not to...
imagine two of them alone on earth..do what?

so boring..but anyway,
that makes them our great (multiplied by the years) grandmother and father..
means everyone on earth are reallly brothers and sisters..
I just realize only now man, haha...
forgive me lord for i 've never paid attention in cathecism classes or rather.. i didn't understand at all at that time. But now i do..
(man..that time..i was like... mm how can everyone be brothers and sisters, thats bullshit, oh well but i guess we have to pretend.. okay.)

Scientifically speaking (as he says), scientists tells the ape story.. but then, scientists are adam and eve's kids too what.. ..
says i,the catholic child who sleeps in cathecism classes.

If god can send adam and eve to earth.. he can send somebody to birth after many many years later to change the world.. create something new..
Just imagine you living in between 1000 000 years later in singapore.. its kinda scary isn't it..
history textbook after 1`000000 years later would be like
iphone... lamborgini.....ah bengss(wait this is almost history but anyway..).. leggings...

and jarrod would be like leggings is freaking ugly..

Imagine reborn after 100 000 years later..
you have to write like 1 jan 100 000
will there still be starbucks.. charsiew rice.. ..prata.. why can't we live forever man.. damn.

oh well..what i'm trying to say is, one life, live it.

It's really too short. ):

Let's talk about upbringing.

i really question the upbringing of some humans sometimes...
and how the hell they've been able to survive the years of their ages without being corrected/lectured.

You think i'm spoilt?? The only person who spoils me is jarrod. Terribly..its really out of my reach.. I dont ask to be spoilt...but
How about the people who doesn't have aaaany body lecture them about aaaaanything,
not even their mom or dad..
they've been living their whole life thinking that they're right about the wrongest thing..
They roll their eyes on elderly or ppl begging for money..they want eeeeverything their way..
when they're pissed , they shout at eeeeverybody, the parents go ohhh sorry sorry.. ..
mommy is reeeally sorry.. or somewhat showing alot of concern in the most gentle way ever but not being pissed on how the son is speaking with them ..

That isn't spoilt?
Excuse me? THAT is the worst living thing ever.

Fortunately my folks don't do that, i wonder what i'll become if they did..
a person everybody wants to spit at maybe.

being spoilt is not whether your bf picks you up always, fuck that, Boyfriends SHOULD be offering to pick gfs up..whether he drives or not.. Just Offering would be good.

Now, I dont ASK to be picked up..its something very irritating..

that's why I NEVER asked to be picked up..whether its my bf, or friend or anyone..
if they want to they will.. if not, i have legs, i know what could take me home... its cool..
i don't go hey you MUST PICK ME UP..or You must THIS YOU MUST THAT.. and if he doesnt, im NOT HAPPY wit chuu..i want a breakup...NOPE not happy at alllllll !

listen to yourself, its disgusting..

If i were the bf, ok set, breakup.

..whether attached or not..i'm happy with what i have..
everyone should be happy with what they have..
and this is not being spoilt my fellow fellas isn't it?

i can be totally crazy and retarded with you, i can be serious too....i hope you believe me on that.
i have amazing parents,cousins,family and friends,and a v nice boy..i wish i could have them in my next life too man.

i'm not saying im the best !!! IM CAPTAIN EVERYONE BOW..
(well im nearly the best actually, pff)
Okay kidding hor, dont take it to heart, you can be 2nd. *winks*

Disturbing encounters with slyyy humans...have one too?

Dial me up at.. 1900-PLEASE BE NICE -00

I was telling bf about what happened the other day.. and he said its all about upbringing.. and i totally agree. With two peace signs..

I have a bestie.. ..
though not being able to be there as often, but i try..

here's chong saying goodbye to 21.

sharing the joy...doesnt taste any better than this.

she's been feeding everyone.. even people she don't know..

chong," omg, everyone is gon have stds "

its ok..dance it away..

that's her type of friends.. Party starters..

i call it the island...

haha. Peter! big boobs boy.. i won't forget your guinea pigs.

paris learning trance.

happy birthday. (:

Thanks for the umbrella.

launching of blackberry bold. (: that's our lovely bold ladies..

+ 1 more. ((:

Started survey job yesterday..the reception was pretty stale.. called KENYA, DUBLIN...the conversation is like after 3secs then they receive my voice.. Spoke to an old Finance Manager.. Seriously, hands down..

super chiong hey... dude you really worth 7bucks. no,40 bucks.

" So if there is one thing Citiservice should improve on what should that be? "

" i think..ehh..this this.. Service is verrrry important, you know..rrr.... we're doing business.. and they they take very long get back to me on issues.. very long.. very very long..the respond to my queries are a waste of time.. you know.. *pause*...."

I thought he was done so i continued.. 3 times.. he cut me..

Here's a picture of my velly cute and smelly toy dog.

night before i went to cruise with my parents..

My cards were boring. jarrod was giving me chips the whole night. well of course, he won all my chips.

Kayheng bought me my fav white tiger..

and he was pissing ppl off online..

Ah pam is wondering where we're going.. ..

I told her not to reject if not it'll turn out bad. She never listens..

Sam i met our old friend..

everything smells the same,

buffet buffet.. 6 meals , no 8 meals (+supper) of buffet.

now she listens.

Lau peanut's jacuzzi. Dont touch.

Lina your fav, buffet of chefs. the euro indian nottt badd..

nobody wana nua with me on the carpet singuannn..

the performance.. not bad.. acrobat was good..

"Now we are going to pplai pai numberrs shout bingo.. okay..so yip you hab pai numbers thaat come out.. thad is a bingo.. "

" Sian zai wo men jiang hui wan wu ke hao ma, nin zhuo na the piao zhi yao you wu ke hao ma chu sian ning jiu hui shi wo men de guan jun..."

eeeehhhh.. not bad right..

bbq buffet.. I like it best. because the rest sucked.

the lightings in the cabin looks like a superstar's dressing table..and i look super healthy. right? RIGHT? yay!

I lost what i won in the casino..I won 175 in blackjack.. but because i wanted to win 200 and leave, i lost it all..and roulette.. haha. Omg i shan't talk about my experience in the casino..i didnt lose anything but i couldve walked away with something... tragic.