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11.25.08 (5:10 am)   [edit]
eunicechong says: (5:47:19 PM)
i wanna dxxx xx xx.
 
Benj says: (5:47:47 PM)
copy and paste to facebook

Sarah says: (5:47:55 PM)
ok can you go bathe first

eunicechong says: (5:48:01 PM)
6pm

Sarah says: (5:48:01 PM)
you both.

Sarah says: (5:48:30 PM)
ben 630 you leave home
 
Sarah says: (5:48:54 PM)
eunice 650 you better be in a vechicle already.
 
Sarah says: (5:48:58 PM)
ha ha ha.

eunicechong says: (5:48:58 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAH

eunicechong says: (5:49:00 PM)
yayy!!!!

eunicechong says: (5:49:04 PM)
i thought u say 6pm

Sarah says: (5:49:31 PM)
i said 7.. 6 pm..kanasai.. now already 6 ben still yishun
 
eunicechong says: (5:49:47 PM)
no i thought u'd say 6pm eunice u be in town!
 
Sarah says: (5:50:41 PM)
now its 550pm unless we're filming mission impossible 4
 
eunicechong says: (5:50:49 PM)
HAHAHAHH

eunicechong says: (5:50:59 PM)
does sam like trophic thunder.

Sarah says: (5:50:59 PM)
see ..ben alrady went to bathe

eunicechong says: (5:51:03 PM)
ben's a tropic thunder

Sarah says: (5:51:07 PM)
you still type type type

eunicechong says: (5:51:20 PM)
QUARRELLING with bf
 
 
 
okay..
 (... ...good luck victor)
 
 
Sam NATO-ed this time.
.....
 
 
 
Did i tell you i've been sitting so long that i secretly exercise in the toilet?
..........
 
But Dude,dude, ben. sorry i'm gon be a little late because i went to pee at 7pm sharp.
 
 
meow.
 
Arrival
11.23.08 (2:04 am)   [edit]

Soi, Marc is back..

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He became damn thin.. Even all the muscle mass gone..

Morphing into a potential student. No more NS image.

Expected cravings for MSG food.

So we had newton food feast.. plus cheng teng,tau suan, pulau hitam..

Newton makes me like cheng teng a lot..

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According to him, the girls put on weight there but guys lose it somehow.

So i was reading Dr Date on the papers this morning and he says you should never ask anyone a question like "So what do you do?" during a large social event , or even a normal date.. I agreed to that so i read on.

A question which we LOVE answering dont we? I mean if you're one of me 3 weeks ago.. You'll be like oh.. i'm still studying..

and the next question would generally be What do you plan to do next?

You know, I plan to be a movie star.he he he.

You can't possibly love any job wholeheartedly.. ..

Nope, if you are you're nuts.

Unless you're somebody important or famous and then you'll be like " come on. ask me what i plan do next.."

Even then, still.. nope.. won't love it..

Because what i wanna do..seriously is to sit back relax and feed myself.. water some plants.. read some gossips play some games do some sports..Hang out with some friends..party occasionally..travel.. and make love.

If only everything is free...

I seriously don't know what i wanna do. But i'll definitely do something.. So

You, don't judge .

Anyways, Dr Date says if you're a fucked up like everyone else..
Say something like " So how do you spend most of your days? "
So that people can choose whether they want to tell you what they plan or what they do.
Dr date is awesome.
 
If they choose not to tell you doesn't mean they're losers. You are.
 
 
Ok enough of this bullshit.
I've picked up Pilates and Yoga. Home based. Home based i mean we play the dvd and read the details on the book.
Its really refreshing. You should try.
I've been working it with J who seriously can't stretch for nuts.
 
 So yesterday J's mom got to meet my mom.
How interesting is that..
We went to ikea together..

i'm gon transform my room so that some ppl can come and crash because now i think nobody wants to, or maybe i dont want anybody to.
Even j step in my room i kick him out. Because my room has feelings.. and its not in a good state for people to insult right now.
 
 
 
Sam says im NATO
No Action Talk Only. =/
Ok i am i am..sorry.. i was really sleepy i fell asleep,
... after all i've done for my people... ..
I get no break because everybody still wants a piece of trash like rah.
 
 
*waves "Thank you.. Thank you..i love you too"
Anyways, i am looking forward to see those scandalous pictures of thou and thou of the club scene as of this very early morning..
SmileSmileSmile

 
Combo
11.17.08 (11:16 am)   [edit]
Alright,wo hui lai le...
i've been watching alot of local drama on ch 8 from monday to friday.. that's why you hardly see me online from 9pm onwards..
When zoe tay cries.. rah cries.. Rui en cries.. rah cries.. fann wong cries.. Rah cries..
they aren't really that bad actresses you know.. or maybe i am one.. hah.. J would think so.
I want to be a movie star.. i want to be James bond's lover..or some hero's lover can? k. yay.
Anyways, okay quantum of solace aint that bad.. I don't know why most of em said its..
Okayy..nahh... so-so..
but It was pretty awesome..it was't too messy .. i like it..
i'm listening to christmas songs.. .. because its november.. and i love november..because you can relax and prepare for christmas and the new year!
Don't worry i won't let the recession topic influence anyone here.. ..
If you gotta save you gotta save.. ..
even after the downturn..
still gotta save..
But sad thing is, i haven't received any huge cheque yet so i'm really broke. haha. But i'm definitely looking forward to receive two huge one end of the month.. well, huge enough for me.. to spend spend spend!
I can buy all the groceries and make rockmelon cheesecake.. ..
yeay.
Jarrod's blanket smells really comforting.. .. it smells like.. all the fresh little babies / puppies rolled on it before..
do you think it'll smell the same if i wasn't in love with him??
Yes i'm sure it will..
.. tricky one though..


Talking about babies..
J's nephews birthday partsy..
There were a lot of people.. Kind of awkward cause i dont know about 60% of them..
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She is very cute..
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James's youngest baby girl there with garion..
(James:our ex boss of gloria jeans)
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That's james two other kids..
Jesamaine and Jonathan..
They are damn fun.
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She is damn rubbery.. Mini wrestler.. tried to carry her 5thousand times..but she keeps stretching and twisting.. wah.. Give up..ok you play duck..good. Hmph.
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Jarrod thinks he can't handle those 2..
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This pink one = 10kids already.
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Excuse his diarrhea face.. but i love this picture. =D
Friday Night saw sam convincing us to go to boiler once again..
We were all good this time..
no more drunkards rolling on grasses..
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As you can see from my weak face picture..
I was trying to do some workout after work on friday before boiler.
It wasn't proper workout cause chong was sick and she almost destroyed our plan to gym by persuading me to go for a sushi buffet.. ..
I can't man, i mean not yet.. i've been feeling really weak and sleepy everyday..because i eat 4 full meals each day..and not really working on the output.. especially when my shit is like four LOAVES after only 2 days, and sometimes takes me alot of shitass effort to dismantle the loaf into mini loaves out of ma little
ass hole.
man..just imagine the misery..
So J and i wanted to jog..but i thought we should do some boxing.. so before i stop him from getting wii fit.. we made use of good ol wii sports .. normally you'd stop after one set of boxing... We did 3 1/2 sets, loser 50 situps..
i'm still feeling the pull on my arms..
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okay, so chong wants me to tag each part of her faces as sarah, sam and ben.. but since its just a few pictures..im not gon load it in FB. So Sam will be her nostrils and of course ben the lips..
and i'll be the silky skin.
Laughing
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Please don't stop the music..
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Chong and chong's friend.
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thanks for reminding me how long my hair was already...
still deciding what to do w it 
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Charlene's birthday at insomnia and then breweits.
The Awesome top that has been passed down from sianddy to sam to rah..
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hey nick you stop zoomin in ah! 
 
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My posture seriously very disgusting here i look like.....
i dont know look like WHAT also...
and jarrod looks like he thinks he's a penquin..
Ok before i leave i'm gon find the picture of my 4 pieces of wisdom tooth.. that got drilled out.. and caused me losing alot of blood.. more than a normal day menses..
My mom said the dentist didn't do a good job because i had a huge bruise on my cheeks and i wasnt suppose to have it.. Oh well,
But it's all good now.. (:
Wink
 
... wanna play
11.16.08 (5:19 am)   [edit]
Jarrod Lee, Let's Play poker k..
Winner gets to pluck one hair out of any part of our body.
 
*hesitates*
 
"okay"
 
First play..
First 3 cards Check= No bet
Every +1 River= Bets One hair any part on opp sex body.
 
 
Sarah bets: 1 stomach hair.
Jarrod calls
Jarrod bets : 1 Pubic hair..
Sarah up another pubic hair...
 
hahahah.. no need to say who won la ar..
 
 
*Inserts his remaining calm/cool but actually v nervous Face*
 
 
While choosing a good hair to pluck from his tummy..
I look at him and his eyes are close..  You just want to hug him i swear.
 
Ok, seriously it was all luck.. i didn't cheat.
And i aint bullying nobady okay..
You think Men are all holy and saintly meh.. they don;t use their brains sometimes also..
and they've something called the moijoi.. and temper.
Which is gross when its not good.
So when its good..gotta learn to make use of it.
And.. you'll be good.

 I plucked his tummy hair.
His scream came abit later than normal. 
and being the usual cheong hey ..
"why you always wanna play this kind of gameeee... people play money you play hair one...):  "
 
He agreed to play in the first place..
must be hoping hard i lost.
 
Of course Pubic hair was a little bit more exciting..
He needed a little more time to adjust for the next strand. Up to the 2nd strand,
he was really grumpy..
cause it was damn painful according to him who'd NEVER in the world do brazillian wax.. 
 
 Total winnings-
Sarah :
1 stomach hair
2 pubic hair
 
Jarrod:
NIL
(  Next time i let you win ok?  )
 
 
 Okay, i'll post some pictures of over the weekend when i'm hoime..
I just ate like 11 course dinner so i'm really full of shit right now, i can feel har jiong gai at the tip of my throat literally. 
 
alright see you
 

 
The Springbloom
11.07.08 (4:14 am)   [edit]

Hey its Friday!

This is awesome.

The springbloom.. is where i last stop uploading..
(work in case i see question mark)

Anyone lives there?

Anyway,

I've been fine 

Just a few minutes aside to blog about what i ate just now,

Its the most delicious char siew rice i've eaten because
i was sooooo hungry..also because its nice..Chewy and sweet and burnt pork meat..
bought by you know who cause he was the reason i was so hungarray

 

and most importantly at 330pm i released 4 loaves of shit...again!

Let me explain, one loaf is <   &nb sp;  > like that...

4 loaves!!

hahahahah! ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ahahaha

HAHAHAHA 

WO ..FA DA LAH!

Oman, i feel so good.. just
imagine four loaves....
continuously 2 days..

 Even all that antibiotics i took for a week (for the wisdom tooth i extracted, come to that in the next post) , making my shit so hard and sticky..
i still managed to give them a place to live ...

 
...the toilet bowl...

I'm awesome.

 

(Anyway, im sorry if i asked who are you to anybody out there who text/call me cause i currently have no names in my phonebook and it will stay this way for awhile... ..i apologise )

Now,

Smash the weekends ya'all.